![]() You lie to my whole congregation, to my Muse! And I’m so sorry, my little loves, that you must stand for this scandalous libel… I didn’t! For years - and years, everything I’ve done has been… for him. You thought I would just abandon him? Haha. Why am I here? Dear Architect, I never left! Prepare, followers… a vigor will flow through your veins such as you have never known… As the Muse is immortalized through eternal slumber, you will love him. As the words of the Architect ring out in the voice of the Prophet, you will dance. You, my loyal disciples, will set this pyre of borrowed sentiment alight, and as your sleeping Muse is wreathed in passionate flame, you will bow. I have in my hands these sacred texts, delivered by the Muse himself, from which I will read aloud and reveal the Truth to you all. You’ve caught on quickly, my cattle… you’re even more enthusiastic than I could have hoped. Here - our salvation is here! Witness him! Know him! Adore him! Bow to your knees and praise the Muse, and you will never again have your flesh torn by the ravenous Earth!Įxcellent. Here next to me, atop our tower, rests the Muse himself - our true love, asleep… the perfect picture of beauty. The secret is to dredge up all the mushy red meat of your tired heart and set it alight with passion for the one thing in this wretched world which deserves it. It’s not working!īut I have the answer! I can save you! I can show you the way to be spared and forgiven by this life… would you like to know the secret? We just pray to the creatures of the forest and pretend they’re listening they aren’t! And we cry and laugh as much as we can… but no amount of tears has ever stopped the clouds from curdling into tornadoes. Death and pain bears down upon us from all sides - the clouds strike us where we stand, the rivers flood our homes, the smoke chokes our lungs, the bees feast upon us… every day is a living fucking nightmare! And it seems that none of us ever learn… no matter how many times we watch our companions get struck down by the angry skies or swept up in the raging waters, our ways do not change. This world we live in, dear friends, dear followers… it is vengeful. Friends, I bid you join me in our holy cry: OUR MUSE! OUR MUSE! OUR MUSE! OUR MUSE! You have already sacrificed and shouldered burden in the name of our Muse - all Summer, you have been doing your part for our holy mission! But now’s the time to make it official. The new order dawns tonight!ĭear friends! You stand at the base of a tower you worked together to build, surrounded by gifts which you all donated to the sacred cause. Let generations of future Lovers of the Muse look back upon this day in all of its glory! The crimson moon sits full for us tonight on its throne in the black sky… it’s a sign - that the universe is as excited as the rest of us. Testing… testing… hello! The good word today is being recorded for posterity. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Original soundtrack composed and produced by Will Wood and Jonathon Maisto.Įpisodes air every Thursday at midnight EST.ĭisclaimer: Camp Here & There is not intended for audiences under the age of 16. Recurring cast includes Blue Mayfield, Corey Wilder, Crystal Lee, Emily Safko, Gianni Matragrano, JV Hampton-VanSant, Mikee Joaquin, Nicholas Belov, Ryan Henning, Tom Antonellis, Tom Laflin, Ty Coker, and Susan Dohan. ![]() Written and directed by Blue Mayfield and Nicholas Belov. Let’s hope there’s nothing weird about that! Sydney Sargent, resident camp nurse, cheerfully reports on all the terror we must face with a big smile. Camp Here & There is a weekly horror comedy podcast tuned in to the loudspeakers of a small midwestern sleepaway camp plagued by supernatural terrors and natural disasters.
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